Apr. 1st, 2010

April n00bz

Apr. 1st, 2010 06:18 pm
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Child has evidently learned the great truth that is April Fool's Day.

I get to my mother-in-law's to pick her up, and she blasts me with, "HEY MOMMY...THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR SHIRT."

My tank top has several small thread designs and little wooden beads on it. THERE COULD VERY WELL BE AN ASIAN BEETLE (which she still calls ladybugs) ON IT, since they are pretty much EVERYWHERE from April until November.

So I'm like, "What? No there's not! There better not b--"


She then proceeded to go through the rest of the people in the house. "HEY MISSY, THERE'S A BUBBLE ON YOUR NOSE APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOL"; "HEY GRANDMA THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR GLASSES" "oh awesome, I love ladybugs~" "....LOL APRIL FOOLS!" She tried to ~fool~ Papa (Dustin's sort-of stepdad, Missy's father) with "THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR HEAD", but he chose that moment to display a handful of dead Asian beetles he'd picked up off the carpet and go "LOL IN MY HAND TOO". Emmy went, "....AHH D:" and ran into the kitchen, then turned around and called "APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOLOLOL"

We're taking her to her first Easter egg hunt this Saturday, at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds in Davenport--supposedly they have like 35,000 eggs or something, in four or five separate fields (I think four are for age groups, and one for special needs kids). So hopefully there will be pictures :D

daily twits

Apr. 1st, 2010 11:50 pm
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  • 13:51 ...Regular hours tomorrow? GAAASP I think I might have to change my undies now
  • 13:54 I'm not sure I even know HOW to work only 8 hours anymore. (And lol damn--I totally could've used overtime monies now.)
  • 13:59 I'm always secretly pleased when I see someone fatter than me--I could be worse! (and am still going down~)
  • 15:14 Eighty two fucking degrees out. ASEROTYIAEN
  • 15:55 So now that's four pairs of jeans I basically cannot wear. All too big, two with broken zippers. Suppose I can belt the other two for now.
  • 15:58 @janus_theory_ True! That WOULD be worse! It's just that now I must SHOP, and bleh. Clothes shopping = dnw
  • 16:17 Also, I bought raspberry vodka.
  • 16:38 Someone recently twittered about re-loving Arcade Fire's "Neon Bible". I didn't like it so much.
  • 17:27 twitpic.com/1chcvu - SOMEONE'S happy about the good weather.
  • 18:03 @falootin I liked the first few songs, but after "Intervention" I was just like "Meh...bleh I'm going to listen to something I like more.)
  • 18:19 Emmy: "Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes, three. One for my mother, one for my dad, one for me, 'cause I'm a pet."
  • 20:03 I'm amused as hell that the first three under "Causes" in Firefox's ~personas~ are: gay rights, the bible, marijuana leaves.
  • 20:07 twitpic.com/1cid21 - I personally put up a Dark Side Of The Moon skin. AWESOME.
  • 20:09 (Yes, I have @AdagioTeas on my bookmark bar. You would too.)
  • 21:52 I can't believe I paid for something with a 3.5" drive
  • 21:55 Maybe I WOULD use Y!M if the system tray icon wasn't that daffy fucking smiling thing
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