Jun. 27th, 2010

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OH GOD SO REMEMBER (some of you won't) IN 2005 WHEN THERE WERE BATS IN OUR APARTMENT

YEAH THERE WAS JUST A BIRD IN HERE

A BIG GIANT BLACK BIRD

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oh my goddddd you guys omg omg omg omg omg

I heard it YAPPING/chittering in the laundry area, and thought it was the CATS talking to each other. Then Dustin's all "UM BIRD" and I'm like "WHAAA" and then it comes FLYING IN HERE

Illy and Finey were both trying to get it. Dustin says Illy had it on top of the dryer, but let it go for some reason. I gave Dustin the broom and he smacked it, then Illy attacked it again. There are blood and feathers on the rug in front of the door, where he swept it outside after brushing Illy away from it.

HOW DID IT GET IN HERE

IDEC, BIRD, YOU JUST GTFO


so that's about enough excitement for today, amirite


EDIT: APPARENTLY NOT, BECAUSE THERE WAS ANOTHER BIRD IN HERE:





NEED MOAR CATS
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  • 09:28 lolol oh god i miss doing these posts notthefirst.livejournal.com/11767.html
  • 09:35 OMFG NEW GIN BLOSSOMS ALBUM? AFTER 14 YEARS? DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT
  • 09:36 AND....they were in Cedar Rapids (like 90 min away) two days ago. HEADDESK REPEATEDLY
  • 11:35 Note to self: life needs moar Van Morrison
  • 17:57 Back from picnic, had a pretty okay time. Dustin feels ill, maybe bad chicken. I has moar vodka.
  • 18:25 Has Van Morrison's "Domino" in head. At least it's not "Brown-Eyed Girl" amirite
  • 18:38 If you have a shiny Eevee, what would you evolve it into?
  • 18:58 I'm out of tea vodka ):
  • 19:15 Finding it hilarious that @jesus has an iPhone.
  • 19:40 OKAY SO THERE WAS THIS BIG GIANT *BIRD* IN THE HOUSE
  • 20
    :03
    WTFFFFFF THERE WAS *ANOTHER* BIRD IN HERE; WELLY HAD IT. A SMALL BROWN ONE. QW4TY489IABDJA BIRDS
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