- 10:28:41: AUGH MY GLASSES KEEP BEING BROKEN. I woke up and they were ON THE FLOOR somehow and the left lens was popped out
- 10:28:55: AND NOW IT KEEPS POPPING OUT ARJTYAE4U8WB I knew I needed new glasses but sheesh
- 10:50:20: Also yesterday at that reception, my brother had glitter all over his face from the tables, and when we commented on it he was like--
- 10:50:40: --"Yeah, I know I look like I just gave a clown a blowjob" and Mom was like "...I DID NOT HEAR THAT"
- 14:27:54: 94 degrees, yayyyy #exceptnot
- 14:53:38: For dinner I'm going to have a steak marinated in Dr. Pepper sauce. NOM.
- 18:09:10: Mmm, sweet corn on the cob.
- 18:11:03: The steak in the Dr. Pepper sauce is really good, too.
- 18:15:25: If you've never had sweet corn on the cob (grilled, preferably) you're seriously missing out.
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