- 13:26:55: Photo: stfuhomophobes: http://tumblr.com/x55hfp7yc
- 17:07:35: Thanks to @TheAuthorGuy I can never see silica gel without thinking "SIMETHICONE, YOU BUTT NUGGET".
- 17:08:56: RT @mrbowers: When asked how large tropical depression #Gaston was, authorities replied that it was "roughly the size of a barge."
- 17:14:29: STOP ITCHING, EYES. I'M SERIOUS.
- 17:15:06: I must need to #takeoutmyeyeslikematthewbowers
- 19:14:08: PACKING FOR TOMORROW
- 20:49:22: If you're going to beat up MY friend in MY bar there's a two drink minimum!
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