longslowaccident | daily twits

05:45 ..what the hell is a "dense fog" advisory?
08:09 ...Cash For Creampuffs, Zimmerman Honda? REALLY?
18:55 Raindrops on car windows look like nipples.
18:56 @lazuli Saw one one my deck last weekend! SURPRISE. First one I've ever seen irl around these parts.
19:11 gdi i need a fire stone >:\
20:16 GOD A;SDLGOJUA I NEED THIS SIMPSONS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD
22:32 Ohh it would be nice nice nice if I got home tomorrow and at least some of the dishes were done...

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