daily twits

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• 05:21 Bleh, overtime again today. Just one hour, but still up at five. Good thing I got two new audiobooks.
• 16:57 @kiptripsyc Dude, if you're waiting for a government-run programme to be completely on the ball, you've got a long wait to go yet.
• 17:14 I think there's a dead chihuahua on the highway :\
• 18:11 Emmy: "Do you want a bracelet, or a baby?"
• 18:26 Some eBay guys has JUST TODAY mailed me something I paid for two weeks ago? THANKS BUDDY.
• 20:45 @frocutio They always put it down in the middle of the table or booth when we go out.
• 21:03 OH GOOD GOD. NOT HER.
• 21:19 Why are the Simpsons SO GOOD....at getting songs stuck in my head??

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