longslowaccident | daily twits

15:05 forgot my oatmeal and had a pretty nasty turkey sandwich for breakfast
15:15 Reading an article that suggests you have at least 3 close friends to stay happy. One...two? Oh okay.
21:09 I have queen bee food, apparently.
21:17 Why the hell do I keep getting messages about AOL closing? I don't have AOL...I thought...
21:37 I wish AIM would show me when people are idle so I don't always think I'm being ignored.
22:24 laptop hurts my knees ):
22:51 Who knew you couldn't put your hand in hot oil?

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