longslowaccident | daily twits

15:39 twitpic.com/t3ndl - Well this looks like a promising Christmas present.
20:40 Who wants free sex toys? (In a free $25 gift card.) myticklespot.com/free-gift-card
21:16 I don't care, The Chipmunk Adventure is one of the best movies of all time.
21:18 Well, except for the little-girl-sexily-seduces-a-load-of-poisonous-snakes part. But the bit with the tape recorder always cracks my shit up
21:19 OH AND THE MUSIC OF COURSE. "The Girls Of Rock And Roll" and "Diamond Dolls" are great.

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