longslowaccident | daily twits

11:01 Emmy: Have you ever heard of your ear going down the toilet without permission?
11:46 Augh. 45 mins from leaving for my mom's anniversary party/bbq, Dustin calls to say he's still 2 hrs away w/his dad in an emergency room.
11:47 His dad hurt his knee stepping off a boat, no one's seriously ill or injured or anything. But still ):
12:54 sahiofaw4o6548 I hate trying to get Emmy ready for outings
15:30 This guy also said "is this a party or a rumpus room?" when i asked him to not say "I had a hard-on for" in front of Emmy.
15:30 I'M SORRY, IS THAT RELEVANT? omg maybe I shouldn't drink...
17:07 I'm arguing with some 'relation' of my father's that is trying to insist to Emmy that her balloon popped because she didn't believe--
17:08 --in "Bad Santa" (him). UHH
17:10 M
y brother said that my imagination is based in concepts and roles. ...K?
17:39 On my second drink~ (raspberry vodka and blue polar hawaiian punch)
17:51 Lol, vodka
21:25 Having a pretty good time; vodka is all gone