From Twitter 07-19-2010

[longslowaccident]

• 06:18:05: Emmy started hollering about an hour ago, apparently having wet the bed. Bear was wet = more hollering. Put her in bed w/us. No more sleep.
  
• 13:10:13: Why is it when I need a female name I can only think of ones that begin with K or C?
  
• 15:52:34: People that give cheap, vague answers are SO original artistically, you guys. I was TOLD.
  
• 16:55:10: Emmy brought me plastic food and even remembered the check (an old receipt she found). "You can even bring your little girl next time!"
  
• 17:08:23: Emmy: "I have all the powers in this necklace to make our toilet, and Grandma's toilet, keep flushing."
  

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