and they want me to grow it for them in my uterus!

Emmy: [holds Santa hat on hand] Rrroar....rroar...
Me: [typing]
Emmy: Uh, Mom? Big scary monster, here?


She'll be four in three months. Her teenage years ought to be interesting.

daily twits

• 15:43 twitpic.com/ujuhw - Now that is fancy
• 17:51 @kiptripsyc Not as far as I know, but I won't get today's mail until tomorrow morning.
• 18:29 Jinglebitch screwed me over, go to hell, Jinglewhore. Go to hell, go to hell, go to helllllll

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