daily twits

• 14:49 WHY DON'T PEOPLE EVER THINK THE SHRUBBERY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY?!
• 17:05 Little kids' movies have the best lines.
• 19:04 This NASCAR announcer needs to stop saying "You go, girl".
• 19:10 Dustin and I are arguing about the military.
• 20:49 Made Dustin eat a bite of a MorningStar veggie burger. I quite like the griller ones.
• 20:49 And the spicy black bean ones. Those were the first ones I got. I still have the chicken patties to try.

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