daily twits

• 12:03 It's sure fun to be driving down the road and your front passenger door flies the fuck open...
• 12:04 I also hate it when pre-prepared food doesn't note that it includes GIANT HUNKS OF MUSHROOM AHH GROSS
• 13:32 Dear Finey: Stop getting your collar off somehow, and I will stop holding you down and snapping it back on. Promise!
• 13:33 Home for 15 minutes and already have a heat headache. Harf.
• 23:05 I've had to correct four people in the last week on what sushi is and isn't.

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