daily twits

• 16:44 So. Fucking. Sick. Of. THUNDERSTORMS/TORNADO WARNINGS
• 16:47 Note to Weather Channel People: "Muscatine" is pronounced "MuscaTEEN", not "MuscaTYNE". STOP IT.
• 16:49 However, I DID heat the ending piano sequence of "Layla" during the radar shows.
• 16:54 Oh god, my mom brought my SISTER here too. Great.
• 21:52 I HAVE MISSED CARROTS.
• 21:57 Col. Potter: "It's a rare treat to share your underwear with a friend."

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter