daily twits

• 00:13 jsyk, tea vodka is my new bff. SORRY @cueballex YOU'RE NOT TEA FLAVOURED AS FAR AS I KNOW
• 00:18 SAM AND ELLA? WHO ARE THEY
• 00:21 IT IS A SHORTCUT--LOOK HOW FAST WE GOT LOST
• 00:25 BEST POTTER: COLONEL SHERMAN, NOT HARRY. SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE.
• 12:13 I will NOT die today, will YOU?: willidietoday.com
• 14:04 Yay, I wrote something. Now I get to drive in the heat. Just what I wanted to do today.
• 14:10 Why Gay Parents Are Good Parents: tinyurl.com/23klofn
• 14:32 Oh yes, please pull out in front of us on the highway GOING THE WRONG WAY. Fuck you forever.
• 16:02 Annnnnd...Iowa in the summertime. twitpic.com/2087t8
• 18:32 Two Quiznos subs for under $7? Yes please.
• 21:23 yay tea vodka
• 21:28 LOLOLOL ""Your mom used Attract! But it failed!" -- gpxplus.net/user/Harmonious
• 22:30 mmm drunkf
• 22:49 gdi stop weighing my boobs

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