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• 16:27 Signed papers for medical, vision, and life insurance. No dental, though :(
• 19:12 @falootin O HAY GASTON, DINT SEE U THAR
• 19:36 OH GOD I HATE RASCAL FLATTS SO MUCH
• 20:20 WTF, Semagic spellcheck? It doesn't like "sauteed" and wants me to use "amputee". NOT THE SAME THING. (Also: "Nicoletta's" =\= "petticoats")
• 20:57 I have gunpowder tea. Hmm.
• 22:02 My concoction is in the oven. EXCITED.
• 22:05 I'd MUCH rather have Eisley in my head than fucking Rascal Flatts, so yay.
• 22:06 @Juliabohemian A clean house over here usually lasts 1-3 days.
• 22:09 @zestylime IAWTC
• 22:56 twitpic.com/16oiye - Admit it...you want some.
• 23:05 Brown rice, lentils, barley, sweet onions sauteed in olive oil, black & green beans, steamed cauliflower mashed w/cheese, roasted broccoli
• 23:05 LOL SO MANY LEFTOVERS. I didn't even have ROOM in the pan for MorningStar "meat". Do wish I would've had sliced black olives, though.
• 23:13 Oh hey, they legalized gay marriage in DC? Sweet! \o/
• 23:16 MAN THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD
• 23:20 ...and I've had Little Texas in my head for the last hour and a half. Whatever, at least it's not Rascal Flatts.

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