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[longslowaccident]

• 19:01 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL
• 19:27 EXPLODED BATTERY?! OMFG GROSS
• 19:46 @amazonqueenkate Okay, I gotta ask--what's with the stalker updates?
• 21:38 Boston pilot removed for health, not for email to girlfriend that hed crash plane if they didn't reconcile--that's not a good enough reason?
• 21:39 Emmy had a bad dream ):
• 22:19 @janus_theory_ yes, all the time
• 23:12 Oh good, my Wal-Mart brand grape ~fitness drink mix~ has 50% of my daily pantothenic acid in each packet.

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