daily twits

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• 06:29 ugh, my stomach hurts
• 13:16 STOP ASKING PEOPLE TO PLEASE "BARE" WITH YOU
• 16:23 Must dye my hair tonight. Also--trying to not fall asleep already.
• 16:45 Don't you just love it when you tell a kid not to do something, so they look at you and do it twice?
• 17:17 Dinner for Emmy and me: Morningstar black bean burger, mashed potatoes, carrots, peas. MUST start eating healthily again :\
• 17:43 Fun fact: Four-year-olds can give decent back massages by bouncing up and down.
• 18:30 Dammit Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's BRAIN surgery!
• 18:42 I got a "Sassy" Electrike and I want to name it Geena.
• 19:09 gdi I wanted to WRITE but I'm SO FREAKING SLEEPY
• 20:25 Third Eye Blind has songs that apply to EVERYTHING.
• 21:00 I love it when Hawkeye gives Trapper his underwear~
• 22:07 Laughing Cow french onion cheese is delishus
• 22:11 Father Mulcahy: "Why, you're a very nice-looking young man! Not that you don't make a very nice-looking young woman as well."

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