April n00bz

[longslowaccident]

Child has evidently learned the great truth that is April Fool's Day.

I get to my mother-in-law's to pick her up, and she blasts me with, "HEY MOMMY...THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR SHIRT."

My tank top has several small thread designs and little wooden beads on it. THERE COULD VERY WELL BE AN ASIAN BEETLE (which she still calls ladybugs) ON IT, since they are pretty much EVERYWHERE from April until November.

So I'm like, "What? No there's not! There better not b--"

Emmy: "APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

She then proceeded to go through the rest of the people in the house. "HEY MISSY, THERE'S A BUBBLE ON YOUR NOSE APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOL"; "HEY GRANDMA THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR GLASSES" "oh awesome, I love ladybugs~" "....LOL APRIL FOOLS!" She tried to ~fool~ Papa (Dustin's sort-of stepdad, Missy's father) with "THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR HEAD", but he chose that moment to display a handful of dead Asian beetles he'd picked up off the carpet and go "LOL IN MY HAND TOO". Emmy went, "....AHH D:" and ran into the kitchen, then turned around and called "APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOLOLOL"

We're taking her to her first Easter egg hunt this Saturday, at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds in Davenport--supposedly they have like 35,000 eggs or something, in four or five separate fields (I think four are for age groups, and one for special needs kids). So hopefully there will be pictures :D

Comments

[lesablefox.livejournal.com]

this is like the cutest thing i've ever heard

[matthewbowers.livejournal.com]

That's pretty adorable. :D

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

Most of the time, she is! :D

[lana-ftw.livejournal.com]

She tried to ~fool~ Papa (Dustin's sort-of stepdad, Missy's father) with "THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR HEAD", but he chose that moment to display a handful of dead Asian beetles he'd picked up off the carpet and go "LOL IN MY HAND TOO". Emmy went, "....AHH D:" and ran into the kitchen, then turned around and called "APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOLOLOL"

LOL OMG I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE LIBRARY <3

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

lol it makes up for some of the time she is a turd

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

"THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR HEAD", but he chose that moment to display a handful of dead Asian beetles he'd picked up off the carpet and go "LOL IN MY HAND TOO". Emmy went, "....AHH D:" and ran into the kitchen,

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

LOL IKR

OH EMMY

[askingxalice.livejournal.com]

"THERE'S A LADYBUG ON YOUR HEAD", but he chose that moment to display a handful of dead Asian beetles he'd picked up off the carpet and go "LOL IN MY HAND TOO". Emmy went, "....AHH D:" and ran into the kitchen, then turned around and called "APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOLOLOL"


God, I hope my hypothetical/future kid is this awesome.

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

Lol everyone seems to like that part the best XD

[sarcasticsra]

Ahahaha, that is adorable.

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

I thought so too :D

[honeystix.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is frickin' adorable. I especially like Emmy's reaction to Papa's response (that EVERYONE else likes, too). Too bad you didn't get that on tape, because it was GOLD. Awesome, and hilarious, and oh god I need a new stomach because mine hurts from the laughter.