daily twits

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• 09:18 ...oh, okay, Nickelodeon. A song/video between Spongebob shorts about having scurvy.
• 10:56 @alyankovic Triscuits > Wheat Thins. Triscuits > existence, actually.
• 11:10 I spent $30 on something I saw yesterday being sold for $9.99. D'oh.
• 11:15 Since THE INTERNET keeps hating me today (constantly timing out everywhere), it's time to focus on some writing. I HOPE I HOPE.
• 12:27 @lazuli Well, it's a Monday, what else do you want?

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