longslowaccident | daily twits

10:14 I'm going to lose a bunch of my vacation I already have :D
15:07 These jeans are so big on me now that I could masturbate in them. Not saying I would...but I could.
15:16 I'm sorry you guys, but I'm going to be so glad when you're all done with that tv meme. I no likes tv...
16:46 @falootin seityiasefnas I am ALWAYS in need of illustration. How many pics do you want to do? XD
17:06 @kiptripsyc Yeah, you're probably right. I totally have said a bunch of times that I don't accept you for who you are, and never have.
17:22 @kiptripsyc ...so? People tend to be truer about themselves online because of the lessened social risk.
18:21 @thisisryanross Fuck myspace. I ordered the CD, and will listen to it when it gets here.
19:44 BUT ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT GAY PIRATE PORN.
19:52 @d_moriarty51 buy something else? those frozen dinners I get are pretty good.
19:57 I FOUND MY THUMB DRIVE. Yes, this was vital.
20:49 ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS LIGHT IN MY LIFE, NOW THERE'S ONLY LOVE IN THE DARK...and @janus_theory_ will PAY
20:52 @kiptripsyc I'm supposed to know? I don't even like that song D: D: it just keeps getting in my head.
21:01 @kiptripsyc Yes, that was me.
21:02 omg I wish my legs and feet and toes would stop cramping. fucking ow.
22:54 wtf, golden grahams song in my head now

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