longslowaccident | daily twits

05:37 jfc. oh yes, i am done.
16:45 Emmy informed me that I have ruined her life when I said we weren't going to a restaurant tonight. Great.
19:04 stupid blueberry
19:19 fucking illy
20:53 oh my god, dragon cave, do you REALLY have to get so psychological.
21:03 Hrn, my lips are starting to feel numb. Probably a good thing I'm out of vodka.
21:30 damn, can't find the camera
21:33 oh good, i kicked the kitchen cupboard and made my foot bleed
21:33 Salad--best bedtime snack y/n twitpic.com/1x5bim
21:39 carp, I forgot to post a fic. FISHES!!!!!
21:50 aw, valentacruel loves me. now if only i had one.
21:55 I love it when I send Pokemon to the underground and they bring me back a BEARD. wtffffflol
21:58 i have the distinct feeling my foot would hurt a lot more if i hadn't drank that vodka
22:13 Best drunks: Hawkeye & BJ
22:14 also, it is apparent that i need to drink moar during the weekdays
22:32 DON'T CHANGE THE COLOUR OF YOUR FACE; I'M OUT OF UMBER
22:34 W for white--W for sleep.
22:36 Why is Radar's grape Nehi orange
23:01 omfg yes, audible got a bunch of new stephen king unabridged books <33
23:05 omg "It" has SIX PARTS?? I guess it WAS rather long and drawn out and oh fuck did I skip HALF OF IT because of that: (answer: yes)

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