there are no more vampires until i've had 2 full cups of coffee and a healthy piss

[longslowaccident]

OH GOD SO REMEMBER (some of you won't) IN 2005 WHEN THERE WERE BATS IN OUR APARTMENT

YEAH THERE WAS JUST A BIRD IN HERE

A BIG GIANT BLACK BIRD

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oh my goddddd you guys omg omg omg omg omg

I heard it YAPPING/chittering in the laundry area, and thought it was the CATS talking to each other. Then Dustin's all "UM BIRD" and I'm like "WHAAA" and then it comes FLYING IN HERE

Illy and Finey were both trying to get it. Dustin says Illy had it on top of the dryer, but let it go for some reason. I gave Dustin the broom and he smacked it, then Illy attacked it again. There are blood and feathers on the rug in front of the door, where he swept it outside after brushing Illy away from it.

HOW DID IT GET IN HERE

IDEC, BIRD, YOU JUST GTFO


so that's about enough excitement for today, amirite


EDIT: APPARENTLY NOT, BECAUSE THERE WAS ANOTHER BIRD IN HERE:





NEED MOAR CATS

Comments

[subluxate]

THE CATS ARE YOUR ONLY PROTECTION!

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

I CAN BORROW AVA AND HAWK RIGHT

[subluxate]

YOU CAN EVEN HAVE TOBES AND MIDNIGHT, THEY USED TO BE FERAL.

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

OH YAY I LIKED MIDNIGHT <333 SHE WAS THE FIRST FEMALE CAT IN LIKE 5 YEARS THAT LIKED ME

TOO BAD MATTHEW, I'M TAKING UR CAT~

[minttown1.livejournal.com]

Good kitty!

My brother is so mad because his landlord made him get rid of his cat and now he has a mouse problem. :/

[katiemariie.livejournal.com]

Pretty soon you'll have to use the bird carcasses to line your windows to keep out the other birds when the tide comes in.

...Am I the only one who had to read the short story the The Birds was based on in middle school?