daily twits

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• 23:57 I wish I had some soup. I feel like soup.
• 00:15 Found a can of soup! Not really the kind I wanted (I wanted southwest spicy chicken and black bean) but still: SOUP.
• 00:22 OH UGH AETAEUIBA GOD NO. It wasn't specified on the can of soup that there were MUSHROOMS in it. HARF BARF
• 00:24 Bleh. This soup is nasty. I'm making fucking cereal.
• 00:31 I'm eating multigrain Cheerios. Dustin said it looked like Spaghetti Os. I'm not even eating them in tomato sauce D: (almond milk, mmm)
• 00:57 Tomorrow's plan: FUCKING WRITE SOMETHING. I'm gonna go to sleep soon, and have quiet/alone time tomorrow. MUST.
• 01:15 Best penis euphemism ever: "Purple-headed womb broom". LOL FOREVER.
• 10:06 Good morning, people that couldn't sleep!
• 10:07 I actually slept just under EIGHT HOURS. how does this even happen anymoreeeeee. I feel pretty much rested, though the AC needs back on here
• 10:09 Dammit, my right eyes is still seeing a tiny spot whenever I blink. I hope I don't has the eye wormz
• 10:25 Got my booklet for Take A Vacation! signed by @thisisryanross and group :D :D
• 10:26 I thought they'd stiffed me, so extra yay~ Now, to listen to the CD...
• 10:36 Emmy has a sore throat, so she's coming home early from her aunt's. I love my kid, but...GOD I wanted to write today. A lot. Maybe Mom's...
• 10:36 (I wouldn't send her off if she was REALLY sick, but I think she's just strained it/being a bit whiny. We'll see when she gets here.)
• 10:41 ...lol, the seller I won season 1&2 of Big Bang Theory "hopes this product helps me". IT WILL HELP ME HAVE GOOD BBT WATCHING, FOR SRS
• 11:27 Damn. Reflex-clicked on a Slime Slugma egg when I needed a stupid Slakoth AND THERE WAS ONE THERE. Now to hatch this bastard.
• 11:42 Dustin: "A hotel without a website? That sounds like a place I want to stay."
• 11:44 It's really windy and the tree branches that haven't been pruned in YEARS are spanking the side of our house. Like...two feet from my desk.
• 12:20 Dammit, I said "Yaeh" again. IDC, IT'S BETTER THAN "YEA"
• 12:26 OMG YES RATS GOLDEN CONES AGAIN THIS YEAR <3333
• 14:03 I wrote about 200 words. SO AWESOME AM I. (Ugh.)
• 17:36 Finey is trapped underneath the house and will not come close enough to get her. Left bathroom door open, hopefully she'll climb back up.
• 18:15 Welly and Finey had both gotten under, and after about 10 minutes Welly came over and I got her. Finey is now nowhere to be found.
• 18:16 All I can hope for now is that she climbs back up through the hole in the bathroom cabinets.
• 19:06 Dustin convinced me to go out one more time to try to get her, and he got her to a hole in the siding with the laser pointer. Inside now.
• 19:06 He's going to fix up that hole in the cupboards now.
• 19:34 Bathroom cabinet hole fixed; so also are Illy and Finey's collars. Now I'm going to finish my drink.
• 21:42 Me: *spins in chair* Dustin: "You spinning right round?" Me: "Like a record, baby"
• 22:33 Watching "Mafia!" with Dustin, who has never seen it.
• 23:20 "You're a psychotic lunatic!""And I deserve respect for that!"
• 23:39 aw crap I missed someone calling me "homeskillet".

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