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Quick meme (have some songs and maybe a contemplative post to make later):

iTunes meme nabbed from anysomething

total number of tracks: 16,415
total length of music: 53.1 days

sort by song title:
- first song: A-Hole - Bowling For Soup
- last song: @!#?@ - Motion City Soundtrack

sort by time
- shortest song: Dialogue: Class Rank - Belle & Sebastian (0:12)
- longest song: Adam Heart Mother Suite - Pink Floyd (23:44)

sort by artist:
- first song: Hells Bells - AC/DC
- last song: Not Enough - The 88

top 10 most played songs (technically, you'd have to go to my last.fm for this, since I've had to reformat my computer several times and lost my iTunes stats, but we'll go with the most recent iTunes states for the meme's sake):

1. Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes - Fall Out Boy (186)
2. 20 Dollar Nose Bleed - Fall Out Boy (88)
3. I'm A Cuckoo - Belle & Sebastian (82)
4. ME 262 - Blue Oyster Cult (72)
5. Piazza, New York Catcher - Belle & Sebastian (69)
6. Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet - Fall Out Boy (66)
7. Son Of A Gun - Nirvana (62)
8. Aneurysm - Nirvana (61)
9. Hairspray Queen - Nirvana (60)
10. Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms (59)

(I cheated and cut some out that had the same counts, choosing the track I liked better).

Lol for comparison, we'll have the last.fm list:

1. Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind (299)
2. Nocturnal - Eve 6 - (270)
3. Plush - Stone Temple Pilots (253)
4. Drowning Lessons - My Chemical Romance (249)
5. Blinded - Third Eye Blind (237)
6. Promise - Eve 6 (224)
7. Losing A Whole Year - Third Eye Blind (222)
8. Narcolepsy - Third Eye Blind (220)
9. Tattoo Of The Sun - Third Eye Blind (213)
10. Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms (212)


first five songs that come up on shuffle:
1. Worry Rock - Green Day
2. Where Is The Lid? - A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
3. Beating Around The Bush - AC/DC
4. Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
5. Celebrity - Brad Paisley

how many songs come up when you search for:
- "sex": 58 (probably 20 are from album titles)
- "love": 572 (...I'm not counting how many are from album titles/band names)
- "you": 1905 (...see previous. Also, this includes "your/you're/yours/youth" of course)
- "death": 1380
- "hate": 39
- "wish": 24
- "monkey": 41 (that was surprising)

(...lol, monkey?)